formalpeanutexperts:

Hecate bursting into Hazel’s house saying ‘yer a witch Hazel’

aomyne:

aomyne:

rin matsuokas old blog when he was 14 had a header that said “welcome to my dark twisted mind” sousuke never lets him live it down

“hey wheres rin?”
“in his dark twisted mind”

sousuke hurts himself and has a cast on and is barely conscious and rins so worried and sousukes like “rin…before i pass out theres something i need to tell u” “what” he points to his cast and says “welcome to my dark twisted ankle” and passes out

nollag:

[softly] da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da [stands up on table] some legends are told [starts screaming] soME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD [rips off shirt] BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME [backflips off table] REMEMBER ME [goes crashing through the window] FOR CENTURIES

ghoullahan:

*sees a straight couple* ok but which one of you plays the trombone and which one slams the oven door

andromedoid:

“Are you ticklish” is such a loaded question. If you say no they’ll test it. If you say yes they’ll test it. Just tickle me. Get it over with. Subject me to this horror soon so that I may begin my healing process. 

immortal-hd:

yur a wizar hry

im a wot ??

a wIZER

hamada-shi:

somethingaboutthatchin:

I wanted to find an audio post of Things We Lost in the Fire by Bastille and

oh my gOD

AHHHHHHH

melonfucker4:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

don’t wear your leather jacket on hot days you could get heat stroke

remember, being punk is only fun when you’re alive

Always wear two pairs of socks under your big leather boots, there is nothing punk about getting blisters

not everyone wants to rock out as hardcore as you, always ask what other people are comfortable with, its very punk to ask how people are feeling

Punk responsibly.